That moment when you see you’ve lost a follower.
So then you go to see who unfollowed you, just out of curiosity, only to see that you have gained 2 new followers.
So now you don’t know whether to be happy you gained 2 new followers, or sad that you’ve actually lost 3 followers.
But then you remember you could give less a shit about how many followers you have.
And that the ones you do have are all fabulous!